sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

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sosuperawesome:

Embroidery Wall Art and Brooches

Shimunia on Etsy

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americanstumpy:

Do you ever listen to a song just for that one part

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unshrink:

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

taxicab-geometry:

the-long-dog:

Okay! 

Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle. 

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frankhellfino:

i only fuck with shut-ins and people without lives………if you got friends and leave the house fuck you

Me when I come back after having fell off the face of the earth & lost contact with everyone for 3 weeks because I just didn’t feel like socializing 💀

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